Beauty Links

Tirelessly scanning the globe for beauty links to fabulous beauty products at fantastic prices, your fearless webmistress only stops briefly on rare occasions,  to take nourishment, moisturize and freshen her lipstick. 

Over on the mighty river, Amazon that is, they see her coming and challenge her to find lower priced beauty products. 

Never one to back away from a challenge or a dare, which got her into a heap of trouble in fifth grade, what with the shaving of the boy’s heads, and other such dares that cannot be spoken of, by an order of supression from the court, she continues to ferret out the lowest prices in the civilized world.

Usually these rock bottom low prices  only can be found for less at closeout auctions and for that you have to be the hightest bidder, which may result in a bidding frenzy, where you tend to be bidding with abandon and too high and too fast, therefore negating any cost savings you may have gotten had you purchased from the mighty river, the Amazon, where the Amazon women are stronger than the men, and smarter too! 

Our fearless webmistress has been banned from auction bidding due to the aforementioned episode of frenzy and wild abandon where she seemed to be bidding at such lightning speed she crashed the servers of most of the western hemisphere and you probably will remember the night the lights went out in Georgia.  Yes that was part of it too. 

So as I hinted at, she was saved by the mighty Amazon women, who seem to have the secret to great low prices, plus they invented the smokey eye, and also fabulous beauty items which cure aging, acne, dull skin, dry skin, oily skin and dandruff, no doubt because they were made in the Rainforest.